new comp?

I am planning to get a new lappie~ ^^

budget around 2.2K

 

and I thought I choose this...

 

http://www.ncs.com.my/index.php?productID=1714

 

any advise?

blogger outing - reminder

as all of you know (innit-ers), ken will be coming to KL (he's already here) and we are having a meet up session.

 

 

date    : 29th Nov 2008

time    : 3pm sharp ( I will be slightly early)

venue : Starbucks Pavillion, ground floor

 

 

 

can't wait till the day comes~ ^^

it's just 3 days to go!!!

 

Shar a.k.a racoon a.k.a panda!!! can't wait to see you!!! YOU MUST COME!!!

EV you too!!!

Bern C!!! green tea latte???? MUST COME!!!

DsX, I need to see for myself how not gay you are... XD

 

 

I am sure there are alot more people who will urn out there~ ^^

but this are a few whom I usually see in innit~ XD

 

 

remember to come peeps!!!

let's bake!!!

well, mum and I decided to make some scones and muffin yesterday...

so, I decided to share the recipe here~ ^^

 

let's start with scones~

it's my all time favorite!!!

the ingredients:

 

- 4 cups of self-rising flour

- sprinkle of salt

- 4 table spoon of sugar

- 150g of butter

 

cut butter into small pieces and rub in all the ingredients above.

 

 

be sure to rub in well, and life higher to air it, we don't want a dough, we need it to be inform of powder.

 

after this, put in what every you feel like it, dates, sultana, or ham.

 

 

then prepare separately:

- 1 beaten egg and top up with milk to 1 1/2 cup

 

then make a well and pour in the mixture and mix it well, just mix...

 

then shape it on a baking pan with some flour as base...

and back at 180C for about 25-30 minutes

 

 

product:

 

 

 

the, lets move on to muffins!!~

 

first, prepare:

 

- 2 1/2 cups of self rising flour

- 1/2 teaspoon of baking soda

- 1/2 cup oats

- 1/2 cup of brown sugar

 

sift flour and baking soda and then stir in oats and brown sugar~

 

next, make a well and put in:

 

1/2 cup of honey or syrup

2 lightly beaten eggs

2 mashed, small overripe bananas

1/3 cup of vegetable oil

3/4 cup of full creme milk

 

mix everything together

 

then mix everything and you'll get a gluey mixture,

 

 

then put it into greased muffin pan and back at 180C for 25-30 minutes~

 

product~

 

these recipe are easy to follow and scones and muffin are easy to make!~

do try it if you are free~ ^^

 

 

these recipe is from New Zealand store... mum got it since it's every where...

so now, I can do some baking, trying all these new recipe~ ^^

stay tuned for more new recipe...

make the best choice for your future

note that these are only my opinion, and you have the rights to believe or ignore, and I don't hod any responsibilities if your future don't turn out good.

 

SPM and STPM is ending soon, and I can see that Nuffnang is starting to put college and university ads in blog, so I decided to post about how to choose the right path for your future.

 

for those who have an idea about what they want to pursue, I hereby congratulate you all.

for those who haven't, you better start thinking...

 

let's start with those who haven't have an idea of what they want to do, here are some points for you to ponder on before taking the first step closer to you future.

 

interest

INTEREST is the most important aspect of choosing the future you wanted. if you were to study something that you don't enjoy at all, you wouldn't be doing very well of later because you might not excel in your studies or job that you have chosen...

 

future

we all come out in the society to EARN MONEY. So, we have to choose a field what can give us a stable pay, and a higher chance of being employed perhaps along with some benefits. In this sense, I am talking about after graduation opportunity.

 

personality

PERSONALITY is very important in choosing the course you want to take and you future working life. If you are a person who likes to socialize and talk alot, business maybe? If you like to sit alone quietly and do your things, researching fields maybe?

 

money

now it's about the money. how much do you need to invest in before you finish the course you chosen? can you afford? can you get loan? not only for the tuition fees, but also the cost of living like rentals (if you are studying away), food, transport fare and so on...

will you parents go broke if you take that course? because as I know, courses are very very expensive these days...

 

University / college / institute

it is important for you to choose the right school (University, college, or institution) you want to further your studies in. Every school has different courses to offer and their standards may differ. Not only that, the location should also be taken into account because you are going to spend about 9 months at that place.

most importantly, DO give a visit to the University before making a final decision. and, DO have a back up school in mind incase something happened to your first choice.

 

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and I think what is most important point here is BALANCE. You need to have balance of the above pointers. You won't want to go and study which in the end you parents turn our broke. You also wouldn't want to choose a course which in then end has no market value.

 

so, DO bare in mind to maintain a reasonable balance which choosing you path.

 

good luck to all!!!

my phone bill cost me RM2.20

yellow post ahead, beware!!

 

YEA!!! no lie!! it's true!!! my phone bill is only RM2.20 last

month!!!

all thanks to Digi, always the smarter choice!~ ^_~

 

I have just changed to Digi's Ambassador plan last 3 months ago, because it's freaking good!!!

besides the rates, it's mainly the commitment fees are lesser at RM25 per month!

my first month's bill cost me RM20+ and it's paid for by Digi as they are giving me my first 2 months RM25 off.

the next month, my bill cost me RM63+ because the forgot to deduct RM25 from me...

and the found that mistake and deduct it for me without having me to remind them about it!! (which is obviously good)

and last month, I used RM27+ and after the deduction, it's only RM2.20!!!

 

and this month, Digi announced a new ambassador plan which will automatically be converted from the current plan, of course with more benefits

and surprises!!!

 

 

lets share some of them here yea...

the call rate is still the same at RM0.13/min

the SMS rate is now at RM0.10/SMS

and the MMS rate is now at RM0.20/MMS

what's best is, the rates are same for calls and SMSes to all networks!!!

 

THAT is not all!!!

the have abolished the commitment fee meaning now, you pay only for what you use!!

 

and the best is here!!!

 

THEY GIVE ME FREE RM50 CALLS TO DIGI

EVERY MONTH!!!!

 

tell, me, how am I not happy being with Digi?!

because of Digi, I need not worry about my monthly whooping high phone bills which used to be almost RM80 every month while I am using Digi prepaid...

 

ok, Digi ambassador plan aside let's talk about Digi's normal plans...

 

Digi 50 plan

it's also a plan worth investing in, besides the monthly commitment of RM50 per month, the rates are the same as stated above!!!

comparing it to any other plans of the same range, maxis and celcom, you will never get such rates...

 

to top things up,

now that we know all companies are promoting MMP (switching operators which allow you to keep your number) it's wiser to choose Digi because Digi offers 1 low flat rate to all operators!!!

 

so here, I am officially asking my friends to switch to Digi (especially those whom I often call, coz I wanna make good use of the RM50 free Digi to Digi calls they give me)

I ma cheapskate I know... but saving is good KaY~

 

all the above gives me more reason to burry my phone along with my Digi sim card when I die

(read below if you don't get what I mean...) XD

 

Very Shocking.... .
This is a real story of a young college girl who passed away last month in Penang. Her name was Ai Ling. She was hit by a truck.

She was working in a call center. She had a boy friend named Tony.
Both of them were true lovers. They always talked on the phone. She used to be never found without her handphone.

In fact she also changed her network from Maxis to Digi, so that both of them can be on the same network, and save on the cost. Even when Tony left overseas to finish his masters, they constantly kept in touch. 
She used to spend half of the day talking with Tony.

Ai Ling's family knew about their relationship.. Tony was very close to Ai Ling's family as well. (Just imagine their love) . Before she passed away she always told her friends 'If I pass away please burn me with my handphone' she also said the same thing to her parents.

After her death, people cudnt carry her body, A lot of them tried to do so, but still cant everybody that had tried to carry the body, the results were the same.
Eventually, they called a person known to one of their neighbours, who can speak with the soul of dead person and who was a friend of her father.
He took a stick and started speaking to himself slowly.

After a few minutes, he said 'this girl misses something here.' Then her friends told that person about her intentions to burn her with her phone.
He then opened the grave box and place her phone and sim card inside the casket. After that they tried to carry the body. It was then moved easily and they then carried her into the van.

All of us were shocked. Ai Ling's parents did not inform Tony that Ai Ling had passed away as they're waiting for him to come home after his graduation..
After 2 weeks Tony returned and called Ai Ling's mom.......

Tony:....'Aunty, I'm coming home today. Cook something nice for me. Don't tell Ai Ling that I'm coming home today, I wanna surprise her.'

Her mother replied..... 'come home first, I wanna tell you something very important.'

After he came, they told him the truth about Ai Ling. 
Tony thinks that they were playing a fool. He was laughing and said 'don't try to fool me - tell Ai Ling to come out, i have a gift for her... Please stop this nonsense'.

Then they show him the original death certificate to him. They gave him proof to make him believe. (Tony started to sweat) He said... 'Its not true. We spoke yesterday.. She still calls me.  Tony was shaking.

Suddenly, Tony's phone rang. 'see this is from Ai Ling, see this....' he showed the phone to Ai Ling's family. all of them told him to answer. he talked using the loudspeaker mode.

All of them heard his conversation. It is the actual voice of Ai Ling & there is no way others could use her sim card since it is nailed inside the grave box!
They were so shocked and asked for the same person's (who can speak with the soul of dead persons) help again. He brought his master to solve this matter.

 

He & his master worked for 5 hours. Then they discovered one thing which really shocked them....

Digi 'I will follow you!!!'
Don't shout at me I am also looking for the person who has sent me this mail....so what
you can do...you should also forward this mail to all your buddies...and enjoy...like i enjoyed. HAHAHAHAHA...

 

DIGI - ALWAYS THE SMARTER CHOICE

blogger outing

was bored the other day...

and since I am that bored, and I know a blogger friend of mine just came back to Malacca not long ago, so I decided to give him a call and ask him out!!

2 guys going for movie seems a little... odd...

so Sean, ask if some of his friends wanted to join, and apparently, one turned out!~

 

was really glad, coz it's my first time meeting blogger whom I hardly know...

 

I waited for them at starbucks after getting the tickets for Quantum of Solace from GSC...

they arrived shortly after that and we did some introduction about ourselves and some chatting~

 

then we went to watch the movie...

I'd say the movie was slightly above average.. worth watching...

but I still prefer Madagascar XD

 

 

after the movie, we wall went out separate ways~ hope this is not the last time we meet yea?

 

picture of the day~

 

Woon Keng, me and Sean (jhtham)

and people, I am not short kay!!! He's TALL!!!

msg from my friend...

Dear Gregory,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but your nostrils are insulting. I think I realized it when I tripped on sesame seeds outside of Chicago and I saw you put leeches on my avocado plant. I'm sure you are frostbitten enough to understand that your pimples are at the last stage. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your suicide note as a memory. You should also know that I never will forget your eggplant-fetishism.

Disgusting regards,
Mathias.

 

* the choice of words do not reflect their respective representations. they were chosen because I though they were funny.

Santa's latest gift!!

*sings along with "Santa Clause Is Coming To Town"

da da da da da da da da~~

 

You'd better watch out

You'd better not cry

You'd better keep cash

I'm telling you why:

Recession is coming to town.

 

It's hitting you once,

It's hitting you twice

It doesn't care if you've been careful and wise

Recession is coming to town

 

It's worthless if you've got shares

It's worthless if you've got bonds

It's safe when you've got cash in hand

So keep cash for goodness sake, HEY

 

You'd better watch out

You'd better not cry

You'd better keep cash

I'm telling you why:

 

Recession is coming to town!

Finance products are confusing

Finance products are so vague

The banks make you bear the cost of risk

So keep out for goodness sake, OH

 

You'd better watch out

You'd better not cry

You'd better keep cash

I'm telling you why:

Recession is coming to town.

 

tag from a leng lui cathy

RULES:-

Do the "Letter MEME". Tag no less than 5 other people, and leave them a comment, informing them that they have been tagged. Then copy the "How-to" Letter Meme, and finish your Journal entry.

-> How you do the Letter Meme:

Dear ________(the last person who left a comment on your blog/journal):

I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .

___12___,
-Your name-

Let me see who is the 'lucky one' XD.....Jessip0m!!!!

Jessip0m!! I've a message for you =)

Basically just fill in the blanks on top based on the answers you are gonna choose below. ( I will put my result at the bottom of this entry =) )

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scared
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom? (I have 2 color lar...)
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - How awful I've felt
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B -
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
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Dear Jessip0m:

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'll join the monastery. I think I realized it When your dwarf bit me At the mental hospital and I saw you Ignore My avocado plant. I'm sure you're open enough to understand That there is no solution to this.. I'm returning your love letters and your false teeth to you, but I'll keep My virginity as a memory. You should also know that I am better off without Eggplant-fetishism.

Greetings to your frog Leonard,
Gregory

 

Also, do check out Cathy's message to me =)

I'll tag no one except for those who wants to do it... 

EXEPT Celestial my innit darling XDXD YOU MUST DO!!! lemme know when you are one~ XDXD

Have Fun Tagging =p

I gave my first time

I gave my first time to a person I don't know... T__T

I feel like crying now...

 

MY FIRST TIME turned out really REALLY badly!!!~ T__T

see, how bad...

 

it is THIS BAD!!!

obviously I am talking about my first time after 3 years of driving, I gone nutcase and miscalculated and scratched someone's car with mine... T__T

 

scenario:

I was trying to parallel park, half way reversing and thought that my estimation is wrong so I wanna go out and re-park when going out I made extra unnecessary turns and...

*feels car yelling, see static car moved a little*

*see the owner there SO NGAM to take his things from his car*

me  : SHIT@#$@^ how much is he going to make me pay?

*wave to him to tell him I park properly first*

*act innocent act sorry act noobish act nerdy*

*get down of the car*

me  :*smile smile* hi... err... (first timer KAY!!)

him : So??

me  : so err... *looks at his car* how? *innocent face*

him : what you wanna do now? *takes water from his car to splash me clean the scratched part*

me  : *run away to see my car* I dunno wor..

him : who's car is this?

me  : my mum's...

him : *looks at my car and saw "P" there* (thank god I din take it off) you new driver???

me  : err.. yea... sorry sir...

him  : ok la ok la... you can go la... let you go... be careful next time yea...

me  : ohh!! thankyousir!!! sorry arr sorry arr sorry arr...

 

 

 

that happened when I just arrived at the saloon, so I continue my mission, which is to cut my hair!~

 

here's the before and after picture~ ^^

I look like I am mad at something...

 

the stylist styling my hair~

 

after, sorry... no mood to smile after the accident...

 

 

my mum's car... omg omg omg...

but my parents are rather cool, I expected a long unstoppable nag from them... but it only last for 10 minutes~ ^^ which is good la...

 

that's my day... so luckily unlucky...

unlucky because of the accident, and lucky because the person gave me a get-out-of-jail-free card~ ^^

guessed the innocent look really did work? XD

 

till then!!!~

move it MOVE IT!!~

YEA!!! Madahuha Madagascar is the craziest movie EVA!!!

MUST WATCH!!!

and they have this cutest creature ever!!!

you say not cute I slap you left and right...

 

in this movie, the are trying to escape from Madagascar and go back to New York, but the plan crash landed and they are lost in an unknown land...

 

AFRICA!!! they are back home!!!!

do go catch them in Africa! I mean cinema...

it's a very very nice movie, laugh until my head come off can...

people think I siao liaw...

 

 

ok, apparently, some people out there is asking me what's Pacme...

so I am going to talk a little bit about pacme here...

 

it's actually a service which enable blogger to update in a small column in their blog about what they are doing live when they are away from their computer...

 

you have to register as a pacme user first (read the pacme page)

then you have to pay RM1 which will give you credits of 20 SMS, when you finish the 20 SMS limit, you pay RM1 again for another 20.

upon registration, you can log into the pacme page and get codes for the widget codes to put into your blog.

so every time you update,  it will be shown in the widget in your blog...

that simple~

 

 

 

I can't wait to go back to KL~

going to take my cousin around KL for a few days end of this month~

 

 

KaY~ that's all for now~

till then!~

CSI and my ambition

case 1:

people around talking talking and talking and suddenly:

him : yea, what is your ambition huh?

me  : I always wanted to be a forensic scientist...

him : owhh.... like the CSI one lah??

me  : yea... *grins*

him : I think you watch too much CSI edi lah...

me  : (murmurs) wtf...

 

case 2:

cousins talking talking and talking:

him : so, what are you good at? Bio, Chem, or Physics?

sis  : my Physics better... bro also...

him : eh den how come you go and take biotech? why not do engineering?

sis  : cause he wanted to be a forensics scientist mar...

him : owhh, but hard job lor...

sis  : he watch too much CSI edi lar....

me  : *slaps her left and right*

 

 

wtf wtf wtf WTF!!!!

how often do you people see me watching CSI?

infect I haven't been watching CSI for a freaking long time already!!!

my ambition of wanting to be a forensic scientist is no doubt started when I watch CSI, it always fascinates me how can since be applied in order to help solve a crime and also prove the innocence of a person.

no doubt I enjoy watching that show, it is somewhat the source of information I can get as in entertainment form. things as simple as what is the difference of straight hair and curly hair under the microscope? or to something complicated like what can blood splatter tell you?

I can forgive all the uncle and aunties who say that but,

the worst part is even MY sister says that too!!! wtf wtf...

 

of course I know what to expect if I every became a forensic scientist! long working hour, examine evidence, maybe not so good pay, etc. etc. etc.

 

but why of ALL reasons, most of the people out there can only relate my ambition with CSI, I personally think that they are the one who are watching too much CSI!!!!

 

and of course, I follow my ambitions with sense, since I am taking biotech now, I can enter the forensic field (which I hope with ease) and if this fails I can still do biotech!!

or the other way round, I can go into the biotech industry first and then get into forensics when the time is right.

 

I seriously BEH TAHAN with this kind of people...

you all watch too much CSI lah!!!

ohh, and FYI, forensic scientist are very well paid in other countries which if wanna be a forensic scientist, I wont be working in Malaysia as well...

easy meal~

well, RQ prompted me to teach him how to cook in a serba kekurangan environment (environment full of constrains)

well, he has his reasons, we stay in the same house in KL...

imagine this

we have stove, but we have no wok...

we have electricity, but we have microwave oven...

 

anyway...

I have a nice recipe to share, good for those who are studying away from home...

 

lets start~

first, you need to have:

 

you have to estimate the amount yourself

chicken (cut into pieces)

garlic

onion

ginger

black soy sauce

pepper

oil

rice

amount of water for rice is as normal (cook 1 cut, water put until 1)

 

this is the most important!!! cook chicken or fish, MUST have ginger...

 

marinate the thicken with black soy sauce, pepper, onion, garlic, and oil (abit will do)

 

then cook rice in rice cooker...

 

when rice boil, put in the marinated chicken...

 

mix it well, cover and wait for the switch to pop and it's ready to serve~

 

 

 

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ok~

I asked a friend of min to click the ads on my blog,

well, he did..

and he suggested me to use the reverse psychology thingy for young adults like us....

so, instead of asking "remember to click the ads in my blog kay..."

I should say :"dun ever click my ads I tell you"

 

well, the worst part is he says:

"everything start from a simple belief

if you don't believe, ... then stop having the thought of making a steady income out from your blog"

 

I was like wtf!!!

how am I suppose to believe that by asking people not to click my ads and expecting them to do otherwise?!

and I look back at what he told me in MSN, he used the word STOP!!!

 

seriously!!! what is the relatedness in believing asking people not to click my ads so that I can have income out of my blog? go figure...

 

I better stop here before things gets ugly...

 

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okie~ that's all from me today~

ohh Ronald is coming back today (he's in Malacca already actually), we might find some time out and have fun~

till then!!!~

funny BM joke

OMG I laughed till I had stomach ache!!!please read!!!

(sorry for those who dunno how to read BM)

 

Murid : Selamat pagi, cikgu.

Cikgu : (Menengking) Mengapa selamat pagi sahaja? Petang dan malam awak doakan saya tak selamat?

Murid : Selamat pagi, petang dan malam cikgu!

Cikgu : Panjang sangat! Tak pernah dibuat oleh orang! Kata selamat sejahtera! Senang dan penuh bermakna. Lagipun ucapan ini meliputi semua masa dan keadaan.

Murid : Selamat sejahtera cikgu!

Cikgu : Sama-sama, duduk! Dengar sini baik-baik. Hari ini cikgu nak uji kamu semua tentang perkataan berlawan. Bila cikgu sebutkan perkataannya, kamu semua mesti menjawab dengan cepat, lawan bagi perkataan-perkataan itu, faham?

Murid : Faham, cikgu!

Cikgu : Saya tak mahu ada apa-apa gangguan.

Murid : (senyap)

Cikgu : Pandai!

Murid : Bodoh!

Cikgu : Tinggi!

Murid : Rendah!

Cikgu : Jauh!

Murid : Dekat!

Cikgu : Keadilan!

Murid : UMNO!

Cikgu : Salah!

Murid : Betul!

Cikgu : Bodoh!

Murid : Pandai!

Cikgu : Bukan!

Murid : Ya!

Cikgu : Oh Tuhan!

Murid : Oh Hamba!

Cikgu : Dengar ini!

Murid : Dengar itu!

Cikgu : Diam!

Murid : Bising!

Cikgu : Itu bukan pertanyaan, bodoh!

Murid : Ini ialah jawapan, pandai!

Cikgu : Mati aku!

Murid : Hidup kami!

Cikgu : Rotan baru tau!

Murid : Akar lama tak tau!

Cikgu : Malas aku ajar kamu!

Murid : Rajin kami belajar cikgu!

Cikgu : Kamu gila!

Murid : Kami siuman!

Cikgu : Cukup! Cukup!

Murid : Kurang! Kurang!

Cikgu : Sudah! Sudah!

Murid : Belum! Belum!

Cikgu : Mengapa kamu semua bodoh sangat?

Murid : Sebab saya seorang pandai!

Cikgu : Oh! Melawan!

Murid : Oh! Mengalah!

Cikgu : Kurang ajar!

Murid : Cukup ajar!

Cikgu : Habis aku!

Murid : Kekal kami!

Cikgu : O.K. Pelajaran sudah habis!

Murid : K.O. Pelajaran belum bermula!

Cikgu : Sudah, bodoh!

Murid : Belum, pandai!

Cikgu : Berdiri!

Murid : Duduk!

Cikgu : Saya kata UMNO salah!

Murid : Kami dengar KeADILan betul!

Cikgu : Bangang kamu ni!

Murid : Cerdik kami tu!

Cikgu : Rosak!

Murid : Baik!

Cikgu : Kamu semua ditahan tengah hari ini!

Murid : Dilepaskan tengah malam itu!

Cikgu : (Senyap dan mengambil buku-bukunya keluar.)

Celestial spreading the lol disease

this is what I will reply when someone put "lol" when chatting with me in MSN

 

and Celestial for LOLness sake, is lol-ing all the time making me   non stop...

 

wanna see the conversation?

show you all a little then...

 

 

(5:34 PM) " ♫|♡ Hpility [H:
LOL
cannot la

(5:34 PM)  Sir Gregory:
if can den i oso wanna hack

den one day my uniques become 4K a day

(5:34 PM) " ♫|♡ Hpility [H:
LOL

(5:35 PM) " ♫|♡ Hpility [H:
go bilgate hus advertise ur blog

(5:35 PM)  Sir Gregory:
HAHAAA!!!
i scared bill see edi he will sleep

(5:35 PM) " ♫|♡ Hpility [H:
LOL

(5:37 PM)  Sir Gregory:
i am infected by LOLness lately

(5:37 PM) " ♫|♡ Hpility [H:
lol

(5:38 PM)  Sir Gregory:
see, everyone aroun me keep on lol den i become infected by lolness

(5:39 PM) " ♫|♡ Hpility [H:
wahahaha
LOL lol lols lolz

(5:39 PM)  Sir Gregory:
<--- everytime i get infected i will become like dat

(5:40 PM) " ♫|♡ Hpility [H:
wahahaha

(5:42 PM)  Sir Gregory:
lalalaa~~~
this is when i am bored

(5:42 PM)  Sir Gregory:
terinfected again

(5:43 PM) " ♫|♡ Hpility [H:
lol

(5:43 PM)  Sir Gregory:

(5:45 PM) " ♫|♡ Hpility [H:
my blood no hala
still can donate?

(5:46 PM)  Sir Gregory:
can one...

(5:46 PM) " ♫|♡ Hpility [H:
lol

(5:46 PM)  Sir Gregory:
unless u dun bring ur lolness with u...

(5:46 PM) " ♫|♡ Hpility [H:
LOL
lolness~

(5:46 PM)  Sir Gregory:
if not i scared ppl in the blodd room will laugh until faint den i jia lat

(5:47 PM) " ♫|♡ Hpility [H:
LOL

(5:48 PM)  Sir Gregory:

 

 

 

you you think that's all den you are wrong..

you see the conversation starts at 5:30pm...

 

 

" ♫|♡ Hpility [HoNgPeNg]♡|♫™ (M)  wa lao, my com today not happy with me man... says (7:33 PM):
LOL

    Sir Gregory     says (7:33 PM):

 

 

see!!! 7:30 still lol-ing

if anyone would to see the way we chat, they would surely be assured there are actually this lol disease...

 

that is only in MSN, try NNCB you'll be sure to faint from getting lolness, not onli that, you might also get

LMAOness

ZOMGLMAOWTFBBQness

WTFness

and all the nesses you can find

thus, I am now contagious with these nesses

 

 

and I am so addicted to use this emoticon --->

because it really resembles me when I am infected with LOLness

know why?

cause I am cute like it~

 

I AM CUTE!!!!

HAPPY!!!

my blog hits achieved 111 uniques last night!!~

 

there are 2 days which is about  60 and I thought ok, i will maintain it a that number, but hey!! last night's hits turned out to be an amazing 111

 

I was looking at nuffnang analytics like a gambler who looks at the horse racing in the ring XD

instead of saying "faster faster", I say "more more!!!"

 

and I look at my visitor's by geolocation,

I was stunned!!!

Sri Lanka and Hong Kong?! w0aH!!!

 

then i go check out the referrals,

CELESTIAL!!! you wRakZ!!! *I accidentally blocked the hits, it's a freaking number of 39!!!*

I hereby owe you a thanks Celes, for taggin me so0Oh often XD

 

then, I look at those keywords people look which will lead them to my blog...

big enuf?!

can you BELIEVE it?!

dads nipples gay?!!?!? what the HELL!!!

and I have to say thinks to kentZai for letting me tell the world he's not gay... XD  HAHA!!!

 

despite all these, my earnings is still stuck at RM4

so I hereby PLEAD those who visit my blog,

please click my ads if you see one

 

 

thanks~

 

oh, and it seems I am not the only one who's happy~

 

Calvin a.k.a Daniel is freaking happy too~

HAHA~~~

 

and yea people a.k.a my dear readers, i have a new pool posted up on my side bar, please find time to complete it can? i want to know morea bout your interest when visiting my bloggie~

THANKYOU!!!~

ALL NUFFIES

something to announce~

if you are active in innit, you should know who is kentzai..

due to one of his post on Friday, November 7, 2008. I have the rights to believe that he is a gay...

and so I asked him about it in his chat box. (which I forgot to print a screen to show you all)

as you all can see in the post, he is happily letting someone to suck his nipples @__@

 

he denied the that he is gay and ask me to post to tell the world that he is not a gay!!!

so all nuffies!! remember this yea!~

 

then let move on to something we all care about...

the NANGS an the DANGS

my criteria for a nang:

the post is special

the post is nice

the post is meaningful

the post is entertaining

you are my friend

if I think it is worth me nanging

so, I don't usually dang people, if i don't think your post is worth nanging, I won't dang it...

I will just leave it...

 

I will DANG if

you keep on asking for nang even if I saw and leave it already

I see the word "nang" in your innit post description

and IF I really really bo song you and your particular post.

 

 

these will be enforced once this post is up~

 

now, to the happy stuffs~

chatting in innit is a real good thing~

I got to know alot of new friends and actually click with some of them..

Daniel (my innit bro XD), Celestial, Adrian

well, currently these are the few who I can talk well with... (consider well la...)

 

 

 

anyway, this is just a random post...

mainly to tell about kentzai is not a gay, and my nang and dang thingy~

till then CYA~

face in hole

thanks to Celes, I am hooked up with faceinhole editing photo~

well, let the picture do the talking~

 

me~ HAHAA!!!

 

ahyi, I won't forget you one.. XD

 

Koon, look not bad huh? HAHAH!!!

 

this one looks a little weird... sry lao lao.. XD

 

the mask disguised as Quan?! wtf he needs to get his ratio correct.. HAHA!!!

 

 

okok, good stuffs coming...

 

 

 

 

WAH!!! iSieng with tattoo??? wtf... @__@

 

 

 

Jeffrey in HAIRSPRAY??

 

 

ok, jynn would definitely like this HAHAAA!!! reminds me of his old photo (the one with Bruce Lee's hairstyle) HAHA!!!!

 

 

 

yea, I think so that's all...

no wait wait...

dun miss my cutest picture eva!!!

 

 

CHAO!!!~

my breakfast and lunch!~

well, my mum just came back from New Zealand and bought some amazing cooking machine, the pie maker and a griller... (is there such word?)

 

this is the pie maker, so we decided to make Damper for our breakfast~

damper is somewhat like a muffin...

it's yummy and easy to make...

mix together 2 cups of self rising flour, a cup of milk, a teaspoon of sugar and half cup if chocolate chips accordingly and place it into the pie maker

 

and HwaLA!!~

damper!~

for those who don't have a pie machine, you can place your mixture in a muffin mould and bake in a preheated over at 180C for about 10 - 15 minutes until it is slightly brown at the top~

 

damper is crisp on the outside and soft in the inside...

you may change the chocolate chips to sultana, nuts, or ham according to your taste ^^

 

 

for lunch, we decided to have sandwich~

some ingredients needed are~

 

ham, tomato, bread (plain or wholegrain of your choice)

 

and cheese~ (I use 2 different types of cheese)

 

put everything together and you'll get a sandwich which is ready to eat...

but I want my sandwich to be hot, so I toast (with the white colored machine) it a little for the cheese to melt~

 

my work station XD

 

I also cooked a little desert (tong shui)

don't ask me what bean is that, I don't know... (it's the bean where the grind it to make tau sa piah)

 

our lunch!~

warm toasted bread and tong shui~

 

yumm~

 

 

I wanna try making quiche some day with the pie maker...

gotta go but some ingredients first~

it's so simple now that we have to the pie maker...

 

till then!~