msg from my friend...

Dear Gregory,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but your nostrils are insulting. I think I realized it when I tripped on sesame seeds outside of Chicago and I saw you put leeches on my avocado plant. I'm sure you are frostbitten enough to understand that your pimples are at the last stage. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your suicide note as a memory. You should also know that I never will forget your eggplant-fetishism.

Disgusting regards,
Mathias.

 

* the choice of words do not reflect their respective representations. they were chosen because I though they were funny.

Santa's latest gift!!

*sings along with "Santa Clause Is Coming To Town"

da da da da da da da da~~

 

You'd better watch out

You'd better not cry

You'd better keep cash

I'm telling you why:

Recession is coming to town.

 

It's hitting you once,

It's hitting you twice

It doesn't care if you've been careful and wise

Recession is coming to town

 

It's worthless if you've got shares

It's worthless if you've got bonds

It's safe when you've got cash in hand

So keep cash for goodness sake, HEY

 

You'd better watch out

You'd better not cry

You'd better keep cash

I'm telling you why:

 

Recession is coming to town!

Finance products are confusing

Finance products are so vague

The banks make you bear the cost of risk

So keep out for goodness sake, OH

 

You'd better watch out

You'd better not cry

You'd better keep cash

I'm telling you why:

Recession is coming to town.

 

tag from a leng lui cathy

RULES:-

Do the "Letter MEME". Tag no less than 5 other people, and leave them a comment, informing them that they have been tagged. Then copy the "How-to" Letter Meme, and finish your Journal entry.

-> How you do the Letter Meme:

Dear ________(the last person who left a comment on your blog/journal):

I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .

___12___,
-Your name-

Let me see who is the 'lucky one' XD.....Jessip0m!!!!

Jessip0m!! I've a message for you =)

Basically just fill in the blanks on top based on the answers you are gonna choose below. ( I will put my result at the bottom of this entry =) )

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scared
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom? (I have 2 color lar...)
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - How awful I've felt
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B -
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
=====================

Dear Jessip0m:

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'll join the monastery. I think I realized it When your dwarf bit me At the mental hospital and I saw you Ignore My avocado plant. I'm sure you're open enough to understand That there is no solution to this.. I'm returning your love letters and your false teeth to you, but I'll keep My virginity as a memory. You should also know that I am better off without Eggplant-fetishism.

Greetings to your frog Leonard,
Gregory

 

Also, do check out Cathy's message to me =)

I'll tag no one except for those who wants to do it... 

EXEPT Celestial my innit darling XDXD YOU MUST DO!!! lemme know when you are one~ XDXD

Have Fun Tagging =p

I gave my first time

I gave my first time to a person I don't know... T__T

I feel like crying now...

 

MY FIRST TIME turned out really REALLY badly!!!~ T__T

see, how bad...

 

it is THIS BAD!!!

obviously I am talking about my first time after 3 years of driving, I gone nutcase and miscalculated and scratched someone's car with mine... T__T

 

scenario:

I was trying to parallel park, half way reversing and thought that my estimation is wrong so I wanna go out and re-park when going out I made extra unnecessary turns and...

*feels car yelling, see static car moved a little*

*see the owner there SO NGAM to take his things from his car*

me  : SHIT@#$@^ how much is he going to make me pay?

*wave to him to tell him I park properly first*

*act innocent act sorry act noobish act nerdy*

*get down of the car*

me  :*smile smile* hi... err... (first timer KAY!!)

him : So??

me  : so err... *looks at his car* how? *innocent face*

him : what you wanna do now? *takes water from his car to splash me clean the scratched part*

me  : *run away to see my car* I dunno wor..

him : who's car is this?

me  : my mum's...

him : *looks at my car and saw "P" there* (thank god I din take it off) you new driver???

me  : err.. yea... sorry sir...

him  : ok la ok la... you can go la... let you go... be careful next time yea...

me  : ohh!! thankyousir!!! sorry arr sorry arr sorry arr...

 

 

 

that happened when I just arrived at the saloon, so I continue my mission, which is to cut my hair!~

 

here's the before and after picture~ ^^

I look like I am mad at something...

 

the stylist styling my hair~

 

after, sorry... no mood to smile after the accident...

 

 

my mum's car... omg omg omg...

but my parents are rather cool, I expected a long unstoppable nag from them... but it only last for 10 minutes~ ^^ which is good la...

 

that's my day... so luckily unlucky...

unlucky because of the accident, and lucky because the person gave me a get-out-of-jail-free card~ ^^

guessed the innocent look really did work? XD

 

till then!!!~

move it MOVE IT!!~

YEA!!! Madahuha Madagascar is the craziest movie EVA!!!

MUST WATCH!!!

and they have this cutest creature ever!!!

you say not cute I slap you left and right...

 

in this movie, the are trying to escape from Madagascar and go back to New York, but the plan crash landed and they are lost in an unknown land...

 

AFRICA!!! they are back home!!!!

do go catch them in Africa! I mean cinema...

it's a very very nice movie, laugh until my head come off can...

people think I siao liaw...

 

 

ok, apparently, some people out there is asking me what's Pacme...

so I am going to talk a little bit about pacme here...

 

it's actually a service which enable blogger to update in a small column in their blog about what they are doing live when they are away from their computer...

 

you have to register as a pacme user first (read the pacme page)

then you have to pay RM1 which will give you credits of 20 SMS, when you finish the 20 SMS limit, you pay RM1 again for another 20.

upon registration, you can log into the pacme page and get codes for the widget codes to put into your blog.

so every time you update,  it will be shown in the widget in your blog...

that simple~

 

 

 

I can't wait to go back to KL~

going to take my cousin around KL for a few days end of this month~

 

 

KaY~ that's all for now~

till then!~