CSI and my ambition

case 1:

people around talking talking and talking and suddenly:

him : yea, what is your ambition huh?

me  : I always wanted to be a forensic scientist...

him : owhh.... like the CSI one lah??

me  : yea... *grins*

him : I think you watch too much CSI edi lah...

me  : (murmurs) wtf...

 

case 2:

cousins talking talking and talking:

him : so, what are you good at? Bio, Chem, or Physics?

sis  : my Physics better... bro also...

him : eh den how come you go and take biotech? why not do engineering?

sis  : cause he wanted to be a forensics scientist mar...

him : owhh, but hard job lor...

sis  : he watch too much CSI edi lar....

me  : *slaps her left and right*

 

 

wtf wtf wtf WTF!!!!

how often do you people see me watching CSI?

infect I haven't been watching CSI for a freaking long time already!!!

my ambition of wanting to be a forensic scientist is no doubt started when I watch CSI, it always fascinates me how can since be applied in order to help solve a crime and also prove the innocence of a person.

no doubt I enjoy watching that show, it is somewhat the source of information I can get as in entertainment form. things as simple as what is the difference of straight hair and curly hair under the microscope? or to something complicated like what can blood splatter tell you?

I can forgive all the uncle and aunties who say that but,

the worst part is even MY sister says that too!!! wtf wtf...

 

of course I know what to expect if I every became a forensic scientist! long working hour, examine evidence, maybe not so good pay, etc. etc. etc.

 

but why of ALL reasons, most of the people out there can only relate my ambition with CSI, I personally think that they are the one who are watching too much CSI!!!!

 

and of course, I follow my ambitions with sense, since I am taking biotech now, I can enter the forensic field (which I hope with ease) and if this fails I can still do biotech!!

or the other way round, I can go into the biotech industry first and then get into forensics when the time is right.

 

I seriously BEH TAHAN with this kind of people...

you all watch too much CSI lah!!!

ohh, and FYI, forensic scientist are very well paid in other countries which if wanna be a forensic scientist, I wont be working in Malaysia as well...

easy meal~

well, RQ prompted me to teach him how to cook in a serba kekurangan environment (environment full of constrains)

well, he has his reasons, we stay in the same house in KL...

imagine this

we have stove, but we have no wok...

we have electricity, but we have microwave oven...

 

anyway...

I have a nice recipe to share, good for those who are studying away from home...

 

lets start~

first, you need to have:

 

you have to estimate the amount yourself

chicken (cut into pieces)

garlic

onion

ginger

black soy sauce

pepper

oil

rice

amount of water for rice is as normal (cook 1 cut, water put until 1)

 

this is the most important!!! cook chicken or fish, MUST have ginger...

 

marinate the thicken with black soy sauce, pepper, onion, garlic, and oil (abit will do)

 

then cook rice in rice cooker...

 

when rice boil, put in the marinated chicken...

 

mix it well, cover and wait for the switch to pop and it's ready to serve~

 

 

 

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ok~

I asked a friend of min to click the ads on my blog,

well, he did..

and he suggested me to use the reverse psychology thingy for young adults like us....

so, instead of asking "remember to click the ads in my blog kay..."

I should say :"dun ever click my ads I tell you"

 

well, the worst part is he says:

"everything start from a simple belief

if you don't believe, ... then stop having the thought of making a steady income out from your blog"

 

I was like wtf!!!

how am I suppose to believe that by asking people not to click my ads and expecting them to do otherwise?!

and I look back at what he told me in MSN, he used the word STOP!!!

 

seriously!!! what is the relatedness in believing asking people not to click my ads so that I can have income out of my blog? go figure...

 

I better stop here before things gets ugly...

 

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okie~ that's all from me today~

ohh Ronald is coming back today (he's in Malacca already actually), we might find some time out and have fun~

till then!!!~

funny BM joke

OMG I laughed till I had stomach ache!!!please read!!!

(sorry for those who dunno how to read BM)

 

Murid : Selamat pagi, cikgu.

Cikgu : (Menengking) Mengapa selamat pagi sahaja? Petang dan malam awak doakan saya tak selamat?

Murid : Selamat pagi, petang dan malam cikgu!

Cikgu : Panjang sangat! Tak pernah dibuat oleh orang! Kata selamat sejahtera! Senang dan penuh bermakna. Lagipun ucapan ini meliputi semua masa dan keadaan.

Murid : Selamat sejahtera cikgu!

Cikgu : Sama-sama, duduk! Dengar sini baik-baik. Hari ini cikgu nak uji kamu semua tentang perkataan berlawan. Bila cikgu sebutkan perkataannya, kamu semua mesti menjawab dengan cepat, lawan bagi perkataan-perkataan itu, faham?

Murid : Faham, cikgu!

Cikgu : Saya tak mahu ada apa-apa gangguan.

Murid : (senyap)

Cikgu : Pandai!

Murid : Bodoh!

Cikgu : Tinggi!

Murid : Rendah!

Cikgu : Jauh!

Murid : Dekat!

Cikgu : Keadilan!

Murid : UMNO!

Cikgu : Salah!

Murid : Betul!

Cikgu : Bodoh!

Murid : Pandai!

Cikgu : Bukan!

Murid : Ya!

Cikgu : Oh Tuhan!

Murid : Oh Hamba!

Cikgu : Dengar ini!

Murid : Dengar itu!

Cikgu : Diam!

Murid : Bising!

Cikgu : Itu bukan pertanyaan, bodoh!

Murid : Ini ialah jawapan, pandai!

Cikgu : Mati aku!

Murid : Hidup kami!

Cikgu : Rotan baru tau!

Murid : Akar lama tak tau!

Cikgu : Malas aku ajar kamu!

Murid : Rajin kami belajar cikgu!

Cikgu : Kamu gila!

Murid : Kami siuman!

Cikgu : Cukup! Cukup!

Murid : Kurang! Kurang!

Cikgu : Sudah! Sudah!

Murid : Belum! Belum!

Cikgu : Mengapa kamu semua bodoh sangat?

Murid : Sebab saya seorang pandai!

Cikgu : Oh! Melawan!

Murid : Oh! Mengalah!

Cikgu : Kurang ajar!

Murid : Cukup ajar!

Cikgu : Habis aku!

Murid : Kekal kami!

Cikgu : O.K. Pelajaran sudah habis!

Murid : K.O. Pelajaran belum bermula!

Cikgu : Sudah, bodoh!

Murid : Belum, pandai!

Cikgu : Berdiri!

Murid : Duduk!

Cikgu : Saya kata UMNO salah!

Murid : Kami dengar KeADILan betul!

Cikgu : Bangang kamu ni!

Murid : Cerdik kami tu!

Cikgu : Rosak!

Murid : Baik!

Cikgu : Kamu semua ditahan tengah hari ini!

Murid : Dilepaskan tengah malam itu!

Cikgu : (Senyap dan mengambil buku-bukunya keluar.)

Celestial spreading the lol disease

this is what I will reply when someone put "lol" when chatting with me in MSN

 

and Celestial for LOLness sake, is lol-ing all the time making me   non stop...

 

wanna see the conversation?

show you all a little then...

 

 

(5:34 PM) " ♫|♡ Hpility [H:
LOL
cannot la

(5:34 PM)  Sir Gregory:
if can den i oso wanna hack

den one day my uniques become 4K a day

(5:34 PM) " ♫|♡ Hpility [H:
LOL

(5:35 PM) " ♫|♡ Hpility [H:
go bilgate hus advertise ur blog

(5:35 PM)  Sir Gregory:
HAHAAA!!!
i scared bill see edi he will sleep

(5:35 PM) " ♫|♡ Hpility [H:
LOL

(5:37 PM)  Sir Gregory:
i am infected by LOLness lately

(5:37 PM) " ♫|♡ Hpility [H:
lol

(5:38 PM)  Sir Gregory:
see, everyone aroun me keep on lol den i become infected by lolness

(5:39 PM) " ♫|♡ Hpility [H:
wahahaha
LOL lol lols lolz

(5:39 PM)  Sir Gregory:
<--- everytime i get infected i will become like dat

(5:40 PM) " ♫|♡ Hpility [H:
wahahaha

(5:42 PM)  Sir Gregory:
lalalaa~~~
this is when i am bored

(5:42 PM)  Sir Gregory:
terinfected again

(5:43 PM) " ♫|♡ Hpility [H:
lol

(5:43 PM)  Sir Gregory:

(5:45 PM) " ♫|♡ Hpility [H:
my blood no hala
still can donate?

(5:46 PM)  Sir Gregory:
can one...

(5:46 PM) " ♫|♡ Hpility [H:
lol

(5:46 PM)  Sir Gregory:
unless u dun bring ur lolness with u...

(5:46 PM) " ♫|♡ Hpility [H:
LOL
lolness~

(5:46 PM)  Sir Gregory:
if not i scared ppl in the blodd room will laugh until faint den i jia lat

(5:47 PM) " ♫|♡ Hpility [H:
LOL

(5:48 PM)  Sir Gregory:

 

 

 

you you think that's all den you are wrong..

you see the conversation starts at 5:30pm...

 

 

" ♫|♡ Hpility [HoNgPeNg]♡|♫™ (M)  wa lao, my com today not happy with me man... says (7:33 PM):
LOL

    Sir Gregory     says (7:33 PM):

 

 

see!!! 7:30 still lol-ing

if anyone would to see the way we chat, they would surely be assured there are actually this lol disease...

 

that is only in MSN, try NNCB you'll be sure to faint from getting lolness, not onli that, you might also get

LMAOness

ZOMGLMAOWTFBBQness

WTFness

and all the nesses you can find

thus, I am now contagious with these nesses

 

 

and I am so addicted to use this emoticon --->

because it really resembles me when I am infected with LOLness

know why?

cause I am cute like it~

 

I AM CUTE!!!!

HAPPY!!!

my blog hits achieved 111 uniques last night!!~

 

there are 2 days which is about  60 and I thought ok, i will maintain it a that number, but hey!! last night's hits turned out to be an amazing 111

 

I was looking at nuffnang analytics like a gambler who looks at the horse racing in the ring XD

instead of saying "faster faster", I say "more more!!!"

 

and I look at my visitor's by geolocation,

I was stunned!!!

Sri Lanka and Hong Kong?! w0aH!!!

 

then i go check out the referrals,

CELESTIAL!!! you wRakZ!!! *I accidentally blocked the hits, it's a freaking number of 39!!!*

I hereby owe you a thanks Celes, for taggin me so0Oh often XD

 

then, I look at those keywords people look which will lead them to my blog...

big enuf?!

can you BELIEVE it?!

dads nipples gay?!!?!? what the HELL!!!

and I have to say thinks to kentZai for letting me tell the world he's not gay... XD  HAHA!!!

 

despite all these, my earnings is still stuck at RM4

so I hereby PLEAD those who visit my blog,

please click my ads if you see one

 

 

thanks~

 

oh, and it seems I am not the only one who's happy~

 

Calvin a.k.a Daniel is freaking happy too~

HAHA~~~

 

and yea people a.k.a my dear readers, i have a new pool posted up on my side bar, please find time to complete it can? i want to know morea bout your interest when visiting my bloggie~

THANKYOU!!!~